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g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-
(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"
by Blaine January 5, 2005
mugGet the g-funk twizzlemug.

Fo twizzle ma dizzle

Another one of these stupid fucking words which you click on to see what it means. Maybe it could mean getting your dizzle twizzled.
Yo yo, homeboy!
I dont have a yo-yo
Wassup?
That biatch twizzled ma nizzle last night and she was goooood.
by yobbo May 1, 2003
mugGet the Fo twizzle ma dizzlemug.

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators
The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.
by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016
mugGet the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeymug.

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.
Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.
by blamkin July 24, 2008
mugGet the Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzlemug.

Twizzled

When you have been hit in the face with a Twizzler.
Help... I’ve just been twizzled!
by Alexian Pearl June 29, 2021
mugGet the Twizzledmug.

Twizzle

To fo)ow a train of thought like its a reality
She started to twizzle when she read the license plate urmom2be.
by ♡Y1i217 November 7, 2021
mugGet the Twizzlemug.

Twizzle Stank

A twizzle stank is a word coined in the Elmira NY ghetto to describe a skank who will suck dick for a warm meal.
Twizzle stank
Twizy da nizzy
Frizzy from stankle
by NOTHIN GMATTERS November 6, 2020
mugGet the Twizzle Stankmug.

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