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the social media platform where all the shit goes down...
twitter's full of drama, you log on, see the first tweet, and you close the app
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a group of blonds in a bar.
last night mark had scored a twitter
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One of the most writer un-friendly websites out there. Designed for talking trash. The thought police will block you if you make remarks that are beyond hostile or touch a nerve that goes into the realm of slamming pedophiles as Jared Fogle and Ian Watkins of Lostprophets were on the receiving end of a hashtag reaming.
I've seen what Darren McKeeman pulled after he was fired from Gothic.net, still enraged that his photo in a tux was used as urinal cake and photographed the aftermath. He up and created a fake twitter account of me and seen other fake accounts pop up as well.
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the sensitive area between a girls twat and her shitter
omg, i finally discovered the wonders of twitter - she screamed like fuck all night
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A short skinny stick with a feather a the end of it. Used for womans/mens pleasure. Made to tickle the insides.
''Hey babe do you bring the twitter i want a laugh.''

''I couldnt go all the way with the twitter because i kept laughing."
by Neonick12 December 30, 2010
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A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.
You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.
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despite what many people think Twitter is actually really fun. you normally go through 3 stages:

Stage 1- "twitter? god no! thats sooo f*cking stupid."
Stage 2- "fine, i'll get one, but im not gonna use it."
Stage 3- "omg twitter is soooo fun! im following all my fave celebs and i get a whole bunch of new info constantly!"

twitter has a ton of really great quote accounts. nobody posts shit like what they are doing every two seconds any more. if you are considering getting a twitter, you should get one. its matured.
twitter used to be for lameasses who couldnt get a facebook. now its a great site where you can laugh your head off and get great celeb info.

kate just finished going through the 3 stages of Twitter
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