tampsturbation

When your tampon is so huge (like a Tampax Ultra) you can squat up and down and achieve orgasm. Yes, ladies, it can be done!

Oh my god guys, this tampon is bigger than Mike.

Girlfriend, do some squats, you'll love it.

Oh My God!!! AHHHHHHH!!! What is that called?

TAMPSTURBATION!

by burtmikestacy February 23, 2011

Tampin' Campin

Waiting for a girls period to be over so you can commit sexual acts.

Waiting for Jenny's period to be over so we can do the horizontal Hula, I am getting tired of Tampin' Campin.

by DJDave6969 January 11, 2015

tampon cult

a group of people who party and dance around tampons. some people like to swallow the toxins off of the tampon case.

Girl 1: Hurray hurray the tampon cult shall dance another day!

by anonymous pickleperson February 17, 2021

tampaloonies

The TikToker Keegan Kevesdy using the word “tampaloonies” instead of the word “tampons” to make his videos appropriate for his audience.

“The girls were going off in the comments about the sixth level of tampaloonies.” -Keegan Kevesdy

by fortay loopy April 17, 2022

Tingling Tampon

A tampon that is filled with THC and CBD distillate and diffuses over hours. This has been proven to reduce inflammation, PMS, and other symptoms of periods.

When I use a tingling tampon, my periods are much lighter and my vagina feels great!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Tampoff

Noun - A joke that is completely unfunny and beyond cheesy. A joke that will stop any points of laughter in a group and cause the person who said the joke to face ridicule. Whenever someone makes a terrible joke you call them out by saying "tampoff"

Verb - calling someone out on a bad joke (to tampoff someone)

The original tampoff: Person 1: "We couldn't have sex because she had her tampon in" Person 2: "Tampon?? Don't you mean, tampoff?"

Example of it in use.

Person 1: Did you know they created health care for alligators? It's called Gator-Aid. (gatorade)

Person 2: Dude, tampoff!

by Johnh1020 April 9, 2010