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Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.
Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...
by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 29, 2009
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twiddler

One who smokes marijuana. Also know as a "pot head".
I just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all.

Damn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler.
by Twiddler7 February 22, 2011
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twat twiddler

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.
by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007
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Wammy Ass Taddleshpank

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.
Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK
by Negger July 9, 2004
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twiddlefuck

1)severe intercourse.
1a)as to fuck someone while twilding the fingers; also known as slickery twiddlefuck, when it becomes slippery and
2)also used as an insult.
1) severe intercourse
1a) such as "man when she fucked me, she did that twiddle thing.. twiddlefucking is BOMB!"
2) such as "you stupid slickery, twiddlefuck, fucknugget, SUCK IT LIKE YOU DO AT LIFE!
by Elle McKinley April 30, 2008
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Twiddley fish

A triddley fish is a small fish, obviously, that follows the scent of arses and swims up them and spikes itself in 'there' (points), much like the dreaded spindly fish of the amazon that swims up your pee pee! this has led to it being called a 'gayer' fish which it isn't. beware of the twiddle twiddle noise it makes while attempting to spike you!
A) ive had to go to the doctor to get the twiddley fish removed from my 'bum bum'. it very painful....why does it only like arses anyway?

B) if your not careful ill put a twiddley in your bath! whats a twiddley? exactley
by LORDSHIP April 20, 2009
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log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything
1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.
by freddie mama January 18, 2011
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