Tuscaloosa

A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;

There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.
"Dude, is that girl twerking or having a seizure?"
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."
by JARjarBinx October 14, 2019
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Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
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Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
by ObjectivityRach August 04, 2015
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