Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle 

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.

"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."

Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle by ObjectivityRach September 6, 2015

Tuscaloosa Creampie

When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)

Me and Diane did a Tuscaloosa creampie yesterday.... it was very euphoric!

Tuscaloosa Creampie by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure 

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025

Tuscaloosa Turnaround

Where you end up going to bottomless mimosas with your one night stand afterwards running 5 miles in the morning and end up getting her pregnant by 10 in the morning

Sorry I can’t come in to work I have a Tuscaloosa Turnaround planned in the morning

Tuscaloosa Turnaround by Jimmyknee cricket February 27, 2026

Tuscaloosa Screenshot

If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

Man I just used the trough and had to go so bad it was a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

Tuscaloosa Screenshot by Star-Lordt April 7, 2026

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 

In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020

tuskaloosa dumpling 

The tuskaloosa dumpling is a classic take on the apalachee squeeze but then you finish her off with a memphis mouth wash. Reach around not necessary.

It was pretty good, I got her to give me a tuskaloosa dumpling

tuskaloosa dumpling by diepoopmeister69 July 23, 2010