Tuscaloosa Trap

A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target

"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."

by Calethegreattargetemployee December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Trap

A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms

"You see that....yeah thats the tuscaloosa trap"

by Cale on the salesfloor December 11, 2008

Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.

"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."

by ObjectivityRach September 6, 2015