turtle

the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck

that one gay turtle

by lah lah lah November 22, 2014

turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

by ste-fan-iii April 9, 2006

turtle

When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.

Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.

by LuLu828 August 24, 2005

turtle

A Palestinian who sings reggae.

There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.

by Keshiki October 25, 2004

turtle

racial term for white people. givin because the bottom of turtle feet are white.

Shut the hell up u dirty ass turtle bitch!

by BMXisLIFE2239 May 19, 2007

turtle

my boyfriend for 9 months now...

Daniel, the most slinkster cool guy in Rutherford County

by Emma Jean July 17, 2004

turtle

1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.

b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.

2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.

Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.

by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011