Turd

A much more 'scientific' name for a poop.

Poop = A poop is a humans or an animals waste, and useless junk food from one's system.

"Wow! That's the biggest turd on a poo farm!".

by COOKIEWOOKY October 3, 2019

Turds

Little droplets that leave your buttocks

I pooped a couple turds 💩

by Saran was October 9, 2019

Turd

Turd.
A person who abuses someone and makes the world believe the opposite happened.

I told the world my husband beat me and pooped in my bed, but it was actually me. Turd

by TeamDepp May 23, 2022

Turd

A derogatory term to describe someone with a low end personality.

A lump of excrement whose size and shape immediately reminds the viewer that in the real world Tinker Bell and fairy dust are myths.

A cartoon image of two high school kids walking into a classroom. One is a normal 17 year old the other a well dressed six foot turd with arms, legs and wearing glasses. The turd proudly tells the 17 year old, “I am going to be a lawyer when I finish school.”

by Poet laureate July 23, 2019

turd

A word for a boy who won't stop FRICKING telling everyone that they're trash.

Boy: "You're trash bruh."
Girl: "And that makes you a turd!"

by Ghost.Buster.Girl January 5, 2017

turd

The object of desire of a turd burglar.

Fags and lesbians like to reach up into each other's butts in hopes of pulling out a fine turd.

by Little Deby Big Boobs June 5, 2005

turd

what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.

turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.

by gh0stk1d September 9, 2008