Turdmonger

Verb

i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.

...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025

Turbnerbler

An adjective which is used to describe someone who is undeniably humorous and makes people laugh with just their presence in a room. They are well-intentioned people with hearing problems.

This term defines a smart person who is occasionally unable to comprehend sentences being spoken to them, but all in all, everyone loves a turbnerbler and being around them can be frustrating only if you don't have the patience to repeat yourself. Otherwise, get ready to hear new mashups of things you never said or them simply being unable to hear you, even if you're like right next to them- because that's turbnerbler behavior.

"So, did you read the book assigned?"

Turbnerbler: "HUH????"

"Do you have a charger I could borrow?"

Turbnerbler: Checks their phone, "No, the time is 2:30"

by moon_stars April 6, 2026