Thunder butter

This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.

I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.

That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Talladega thunder mug

When you use a port-a-potty, you are using a Talladega thunder mug.

I had the runs' so I spent a lot of time on the Talladega thunder mug.

by Louisiana Tiger January 29, 2020

Switchblade and Thunder

Pretty much the deadliest alcoholic beverage you could ever intake.

All you have to do is take two things that taste bad, mix them, and drink.

It's a quick way to get drunk.

You guys are all so hammered already. I guess I'm gonna have to Switchblade and Thunder this bitch.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

Tenderlicious

The act of being a sick goaltender in hockey.

Timmy K. was tenderlicious when he slid across the crease and gloved the one-timer from Zdeno Chara.

by Bdizzle007 May 13, 2010

tender dicking

when a man/boy catches feelings after having sexual relations with a woman

yall niggas be tender dicking !

by Intelligence00 May 8, 2016

slovak thunder

A drink that is half tap water and half the cheapest vodka you can find.

I ordered 4 slovak thunders for my friends because I only had $4 in my wallet.

by STKazaam October 28, 2013

tenderheart

n. an individual that is genuinely affected by the stuff of life, who finds joy in the warm, quiet, non-judgmental, positive things and is deeply hurt by the opposite. one who feels a lot of feelings/unabashedly emotional. origin: tumblr.

i wanna collect all of the tenderhearts and whisper to them that things will be okay.

by tender-heart December 4, 2012