Tum-dick-tongue

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.

Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019

tums cupcake

term used to show up those who call you a "smut muffin" thinking you're too blonde too figure out that its an insult. tums is simply smut backwards, and cupcake is just a way of mimicking the "smut muffin" phrase and one uping it by adding frosting. "tums cupcakes" are generally people too sheltered or stuck up to realize how obvious the insult is, and are usually the aggressor of the situation, calling their victims smut muffin freely not aware of the consequences.

ass: "youre just a smut muffin."
smartie: "I know thats an insult you tums cupcake. just because my hair is blonde doesnt mean im not smart enough to see through your dumb insults. read a dictionary."
ass: "why are we talking about tums? does your stomach hurt?"
smartie: "wouldnt you like to know."

by smutmuffin10 January 6, 2012

rum tum tugger

Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.

She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.

by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010

Yum Yum Yummy in My Tum Tum Tummy

When you're eating lunch, and it tastes so good that you can't contain yourself; A succulent food that tastes very nice.

"Oh my god, this pizza is Yum Yum Yummy in my Tum Tum Tummy!"

by LunchMann December 28, 2017

tum and dick

tum and dick. sick

oh God i feel abit tum and dick that curry was a bad idea.

by Stuart Dobbing October 16, 2004

Shave my Tum

Used in Lindsborg, Kansas, a part of the "language" of sarcasm, used as a way of saying something is extremely and utterly gay

" Hey, look, there's that one bitch."
"Omg...shave my tum."

by handles September 20, 2006

Tum-E Yummies

an American brand of fruit flavored water drinks. The drinks come in a 10 fluid oz bottle with a resealable sport cap. They have 50 calories, 13g of sugar, and contain 100% daily value of vitamins C, B6 and B12 per bottle. In one bottle, the contents read, " Filtered Water, High-fructose corn syrup, Less Than 0.5% of Citric Acid (Provides Tarteness), Natural Flavors, Vitamin C (Ascorbic Acid), Sucralose, Potassium Sorbate and Potassium Benzoate and Calcium Disodium EDTA (To Protect Taste), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine Hydrochloride), Vitamin B12 (Cyanocobalamin).

Tum-E Yummies are the best

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2022