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Team Chaos

When you support the outcome that leads to the most craziness and unpredictability, just because it's more fun and interesting that way. Often used to describe sports scenarios, but can apply to anything.
1) I know that logically we should hope for the top two seeded teams to face off in the championship because they deserve, but I'm Team Chaos, so I hope every single game is an upset.

2) Jane Smith is really qualified to be a mayor after her years as a public servant and she would do a great job, but how funny would it be 18-year-old aspiring rapper John Doe won? I'm Team Chaos, so I gotta vote for him.
by adsdasadsaasd July 29, 2017
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Team Starkid

A musical theatre group/band that often posts musicals to their YouTube channel. They've been around since 2009, when they were at the university of Michigan, and they wrote and directed A Very Potter Musical. They write their own music and have toured America twice playing their songs live.
by Breredithgirl August 23, 2017
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Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.
"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"
by hickoryB October 21, 2013
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batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003
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Team Driveway

Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.
Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.
by Rain in Morrow March 28, 2011
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Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 (TF2) is a game that you love more than your extended family.
John: Mike...our--our Aunt Jane just...died.

Mike: I don't care, Team Fortress 2 isn't working. I'm worried.
by stefangamecube December 9, 2008
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Team Impulse

Group of people that never lose clan wars.
Team Kamikaze: Yo let's clan war Team Impulse.
Also Team Kamikaze: Nah we're gonna lose for sure it's fucking Team Impulse they dont lose clan wars.
by Frxstyyy July 22, 2020
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