Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009

Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 28, 2011

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 December 28, 2007

arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes January 18, 2009

Tricker-Transplants

Trick-or-treaters who drive from the ghetto or other low-income areas of the city to the suburbs, whose objective is to obtain maximum candy output on Beggars Night.

These damn tricker-transplants keep showing up at the house, taking all the good candy and moving on to the next neighborhood!

by AEboyy October 31, 2011

California Transplant

Someone from california who has recently moved to washington state or oregon.

Jake: "Why do all these california transplants keep moving up here if all they're gonna do is complain"
Tim: "I know they're so annoying"

by Catfish The Fishiest January 9, 2024

Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper and have to move stalls mid shit with your underwear on your knees to a stall with toilet paper and finnish shitting

Cole: i had to commence a stall transplant midshit in Walmart

J.B.: same happened to me last year

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019