Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.

"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

by DollarReel March 6, 2010

Satan Transmission

Though it helps to be high sometimes even sober people can come across Satan pirating the broadcast spectrum (he is the prince of air after all) and flooding poor unsuspecting mortals with dastardly sounds and images resulting in a memorable mind fuck.

Dude, one time I was totally fried out of my gourd, and after walking through a hellbroth of sonar beeping bats, my pals and I finally reached an indoor place of rest. How wrong we were. As soon as we turned on the old television, the Satan Transmission began. The screen went all green and striped, but what we could make out scared the shit out of us. It was some mockery of a religious program, but it had the triple 6 down at the bottom of the screen, and the preacher man had extra eyes in his forehead. Freaked me the fuck out.

by Alpha&Omega October 26, 2005

Transitive Theory

A very complicated mathematical ideology as explained in part A: But best explained and used in Part B.

A: In mathematics, a binary relation R over a set X is transitive if whenever an element a is related to an element b, and b is in turn related to an element c, then a is also related to c.

Transitivity is a key property of both partial order relations and equivalence relations.

B:I touch my balls, then I touch your forehead. By definition of Transitive Theory my balls have now touched your forehead.

-Go forth and enjoy your new found powers of Transitive Theory

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Webster Transitional School

A school of almost all white kids who do drugs to try to be rebelious even though they are all privleged caucasian assholes

Look at that scrub, he must be from Webster Transitional School

by notyell October 28, 2016

transit surf

Attempting to stand upright without touching handrails while a subway/metro train is in motion. Requires great balance and quick reflexes.

The Red Line car was so packed that I had to transit surf all the way to Roosevelt.

by MeghanML March 27, 2009

Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007

transmuters

Transmuters are boots designed by shoe designer Terry deHavilland. They are knee high, made of leather with 5 straps on either boot. They have a 5" heel and 3" platform and are usually black or white {Though the white ones are more expensive}. The unique thing about these boots is that you can buy extra panels for them and customise them {Which is where the name 'transmuter' comes from, the panels can be rubber spikes or tendrils, UV Panels, Chrome panels or chrome with spikes. Gene Simmons from Kiss was the first man to own a pair, and Marilyn Manson also owns a pair. These were the first boots i ever fell in love with. Alternative people, such as 'gothic', 'cyber' and 'candies' tend to wear them. They are *Rather* Expensive ranging from £60 - £160 for just the boots and £15 - £55 for the panels. Companies that mak the panels include Couch and Prohibition Pussy.

Louis: Megs getting some transmuters soon
Me: *Eye twitches*....*envy*...*Plans to steal*...Grr

by Static_Alice December 28, 2004