Fuck Tornado

Noun: When shitty things keep happening, or when one continually thinks of negative things, they may be overcome by the fuck tornado. Fuck tornado describes the verbal exchange of the victim. "Fuck" is said with increasing frequency and intensity, similar to the whirling of a tornado.

Chad: Fuck... Fuck.. Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!! FUCK!!!
Brad: Hey man, get out of that fuck tornado before you pop a fuckin' gasket.
Chad: FAAACK!!

by hgf921 August 19, 2007

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:

Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"

Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:

The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The Alist July 1, 2011

Cock Tornado

A Giant Swig of Vodka followed by a Shot of Lemon Juice then chased with an Oreo

Did you see how fucked up Joey got from all those Cock Tornadoes last night?

by HalfDrankNattyLight February 9, 2019

trailerpark tornado

a mixed drink made with jack daniels and pabst blue ribbon beer. first, you open the PBR and drink about 1/3 of it. next you fill that 1/3 back up with jack daniels. then you plug the opening of the can and shake the drink and shotgun. its difficult at first but it fucks you up white trash style.

that party was boring till me and jethro made us some trailerpark tornados.

by squidge June 17, 2006

Tongue Tornado

from american pie family law... legendary way of eating out

by Phil McRevus November 2, 2003

The Tornado

A sex move that requires a bed and a fan. While doing a girl doggy style, you reach up and grab the blades of the ceiling and begin twirling around in the air, and slapping her in the face with your dick with every spin, finally coming, and creating a twist of cum around her head.

I'm in the mood for a really hardcore time tonight. I guess I'll try the Tornado!

by squirechasing knight June 29, 2013

tounge tornado

To perform a tongue tornado all you have to do is find her clitoris(which is just at the top of the slit) and at first slowly and progressively faster make circles with your tongue around it. Dont press too hard, it doesn't take much stimulation

"Greg Gave me one and he put hot sauce on the end of his tounge oh god"

by Tori February 21, 2004