by misskae May 11, 2015
A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
by redneckhillbilly February 18, 2010
Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 13, 2020
by Son of a gimp December 21, 2019
Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.
by Jimmy The Clown March 15, 2022
A moonshiner's toothpick is a coon dick
by Coonhunter12 January 30, 2021
Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”
“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”
“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
by LPeezy February 02, 2023