toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

Making Toothpicks

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

by Random Killer November 22, 2011

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s the smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

Orange On A Toothpick

A description for a human with an abnormally large noggin. This phrase was used in the Mike Myers film “So I Married an Axe Murderer” by mr McKenzie to describe his son william’s head.

By God look at that kids head, it’s like an orange on a toothpick it is!

by Dr Distress August 6, 2021

Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022