An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
by Greg May 25, 2004
Get the toolbag mug.Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym
Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag
by The double vulcan December 17, 2015
Get the plumbers toolbag mug.A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
by D Goody November 26, 2009
Get the Toolbag mug.A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.
"Cameron is a toolbag"
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
Get the Toolbag mug.an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010
Get the toolbag macdouchenator mug."Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."
by Roy K July 29, 2005
Get the toolbag mug.(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.
John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.
John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
by ncmo April 26, 2010
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