Tonk

This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.
1. That guy is Tonked as!

2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!

I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!

3. Let's go get Tonked

4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)

5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!

6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk
by Milfna July 09, 2010
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sexual.
skanker.
sexy.
amazing.
hott.
loves it.
that's hott.
"seriouly? all you gotta do it TONK IT SKANKER"
by Alessandra Palacios September 29, 2007
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tonk

The sound made when an out of control mod is hit with a D cell maglite.
When is someone going to tonk Bk and the penguin.
by StayOutOfAZ February 25, 2005
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Tonk

Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.
"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"
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Tonk

Noun

1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.

2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.

Verb

To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym
- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the

showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".

- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:

the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both

weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use

of the actual word "tonk").

- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves

silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".
by Slapmeharder June 24, 2014
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Tonk

adjective: Tough, hard wearing, complex in build
Verb: To Tonk - to chase an objective in a highly energised and determined manner
Root: Tonka toys
Verb: Eg if one worked hard all day - I tonked it all day long, Eg (adj) Thats a tonk computer
by Smashin it April 06, 2006
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Tonks

"Here's the cd you wanted."
"Tonks"
by lomathson March 17, 2010
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