Tomasz

A kick ass bro, he'll do anything for anyone, everybody loves him and is the life of the party. Smooth with the ladies and can hold his liquor like a god. Tomasz has one best friend and another try-hard. Guys want him, Ladies want to be with him, everybody else just wants his large hog in and around their mouths.

Brenden: I'd bang Tomasz.
Simon: Yeah we all know.
Brenden: I'd do terrible shit to him, I would wreck that body.
Simon: O.o

by WORDLORD12132134 February 16, 2012

tombstoning

'tombstoning' - diving off rocks and cliff faces into a body of water such as a lake, pond, the ocean, etc.

The term 'tombstoning' is more commonly used in the UK and Europe than in North America.

Actual News Article:

A top Australian bodyboarder is still recovering in hospital after breaking his legs while "tombstoning" in west Cornwall.

by Steven Biars August 28, 2005

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.

Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.

by Fatty December 17, 2003

Tomás

A beautiful, smart, hot, sexy, strong human being. If your name is Tomás you are a fucking god.

Tomás is a fucking god.

by A fucking diva June 14, 2021

Tomodachi Life

The Sims and Animal Crossing had sex in an apartment, and the resulting child was the addicting monstrosity that is Tomodachi Life - a life-sim video game where you attend to an island filled with Mii characters living very odd and seemingly boring lives. The best part is the food descriptions, though.

Girl: Dude, how long have you been playing Tomodachi Life
Guy: *checks watch* Oh God - five hours without a break.

by Kappa// July 10, 2014

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016