Tomlining

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping

Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Tomlinson

A large and plump ass worn by a male.

Girl one: Man he has a nice ass.

Girl two: What a tomlinson.

by theaccent October 13, 2013

Tomlined

Consistent history of coaching a team to play down to an obvious lesser opponent only to find themselves on the losing end of the game, while the fans are left questioning what just happened.

Dec 27 2015 the surging Pittsburgh Steelers (9-5) played the slumping Balitmore Ravens (4-10) to clinch a playoff spot only to be Tomlined.

by TheWorldAsISeeIt April 22, 2016

tomlinator

the straight louies

person 1→ are you a tomlinator?
person 2→ no im gay

by louis'hoe December 8, 2020

Tomlinson

Someone who is obese, but swears they’re not fat. They frequently boast about athletic achievements that are clearly exaggerated.

That guys a Tomlinson, if you ask me. He always talks about running marathons, but he probably weighs 300 pounds.

by James Heffner August 31, 2020

Louis Tomlinson

One of the boys of one direction. He believes he is a song, as seen in one of their video diaries. Also that he is superman. He has mentioned that he likes girls who are interested in carrots and says that since he said that, he has received many carrots. Now he says he has a keen interest in girls who like Lamborghinis. He enjoys dancing, especially his famous "stop he traffic, let em through" and his "which way we gonna go, oh there we go" dance moves. He is very attractive as well and you should love him.

Louis Tomlinson-it's a D, an E, an R, an R, an R, an R
Person on phone-How many R's are there?
Louis-Six.

by Waitingformyprincecharming September 6, 2012

LaDainian Tomlinson

A running back who, when all is said and done, will hold every significant running back record in the NFL (barring injury). Called LT for short (not to be confused with Lawrence Taylor).

By retirement, LT will be in the same light, possibly overshadowing: Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Gale Sayers, Jim Brown, & O.J. Simpson (the good OJ; not the wife-killing OJ).

LaDainian Tomlinson is the best running back in the game right now by far.

by JamesF1987 October 31, 2007