Tombstone (the bathroom)

The forceable destruction of indoor plumbing by nearly involuntary assplosion.

"how the fuck long are you going to be in there. I need to Tombstone the place"

"Dude, your date Tombstone (the bathroom) last night"

by chuckD September 10, 2013

tombstone mentality

a tombstone mentality informally is a pervasive attitude of ignoring design defects until people have died because of them.

I'm so sick of the tombstone mentality displayed by the Aircraft manufacturers!!

The tombstone mentality usually kicks in after it's too late

by A.Roko January 11, 2022

Tombstone Piledriver

a sexual manuever usually performed by two wrestlers in public. It closely resembles the 69 position, only standing up.

undertaker just gave oral pleasures to his brother kane, in public, via the tombstone piledriver

by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006

Tombstone Tackle

Position done in a graveyard where you have the female bend over a tombstone, then you lay on top of her and fuck her doggie style.

I tombstone tackled bridgette all night long.

by JDAltazar January 29, 2003

tombstone piledrive

A sexual position in which the taker lays down on their back or stomach on a bed. The giver then drives there penis into the takers hole(s). The headboard is the tombstone so therefore, their head will be rammed into the headboard (tombstone). Thus, the Tombstone Piledrive

I Tombstone Piledrived Kacee last night. I busted her skull open

by TheRedneckBully November 17, 2013

rolling tombstone

Vehicle with signs on the windows indicating that it's dedicated to the memory of someone deceased. Usually has birth/death dates on it.

Dude 1: Hey man, look at that rolling tombstone ahead of us.
Dude 2: Yeah, that kid was only 3 days old when he died. Heavy.

by Yo Black Daddy June 26, 2007

Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.

I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.

by Rob21920 May 1, 2018