downward tomato

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place

Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.

Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.

by Vik Singh September 23, 2019

tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.

Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider

by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014

Tomato Chest

Using your muscular chest to move a defender out of the way in basketball. Phrase coined by Kendrick Perkins.

"Anytime he Marcus Smart had Steph on him, he made it an emphasis to get to the basket, tomato chest him, and get straight to the front of the rim and score the bucket."

by Beakersworld January 7, 2023

Beefy Tomatoes

When a man covers his balls in a girls period blood and then dips them in melted chocolate, the girl then sucks it all off.

'Hey Mary, you hungry? I have a couple of beefy tomatoes left over."

by Danny The Dirty October 1, 2012

Flying Tomato

Nickname of double Olympic snowboarding champion Shaun White. Originally coined at the Turin Games as "il pomadoro volante" dues to his aerial speed and grace and his shock of red hair. Shaun is the greatest proponent of the men's snowboarding half-pipe at this time, having invented several tricks including his trademark double McTwist 1260 a.k.a. The Tomahawk. With a parallel career in skateboarding, White has his own clothes labels and a videogame. One cool dude. He retained his Olympic championship at the Vancouver Winter Games in 2010 with an untouchable score of 46.8.

Tony Hawk: "I think Shaun is one of the most amazing athletes on the planet".

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "Whoah! Dude! What the fuck was that?!"

Helpful Canadian: "The Flying Tomato, eh?"

Bemused Olympic Spectator: "So, dude, where's all the snow?"

Helpful Canadian: "D'oh!!"

by Shakespeare's Plumber February 18, 2010

tomato

From at least the 30s (the advent of talking movies) to the early 60s a "tomato" was a good looking woman.

In one of Victor Mature's (a relative big star in the 40's and 50's) he was talking with Betty Grable (a sex symbol during those years) and someone walks up and says: Hiya Vic, who's the tomato?

by Phlintheart June 7, 2017