Toilet Paper 

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

Toilet Paper by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019

Toilet Paper 

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.

Toilet paper.

Toilet Paper by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020

Toilet Paper 

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

Toilet Paper by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

Toilet Paper 

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

Toilet Paper by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

Toilet paper 

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

Toilet paper by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

Toilet paper 

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

Toilet paper by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet paper 

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

Toilet paper by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020