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I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.
I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.
by Smitty134 May 5, 2011
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"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.
I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.
by Don Engel May 17, 2004
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not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....
*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric
by shot that.. March 12, 2020
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Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.
*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."
by maxweber27 October 7, 2021
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today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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todaymorrow

When it's 1:22am and you're not sure if it's today or tomorrow.
Desmond: SHIT!! I just got high off of this cough syrup but it expired yesterday.
Erica: It's okay, it's still todaymorrow.
Desmond: You're not even smart enough to say something like that.
by crocoshet January 22, 2014
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Topaz

Topaz is a name for a strong independent woman who doesn't care about what others think of her and she stands up for what she believes in. Topaz is used to describe a woman who knows what she wants or is an amazing kisser.
Ben: she is such a Topaz I swear she knows what she wants
by BossAssBitch0105 December 3, 2018
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