Tobleroning

The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries

My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!

by Wafflehoff August 6, 2016

tit tosterones

Another phrase for boobies and made famous by my bff. haha.

Look at those tit tosterones! They are huge! Lol!

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

Tobleroned

Rhyming slang for stoned.
Can be shortened to Toblered.

I'm too tobleroned to got out tonight.
I'm too toblered to go out tonight.

by Vic July 17, 2004

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

toblrone geekyhard

noun - means “told bro we geek hard”

“we toblrone geekyhard last night.”

“we needed to toblrone geekyhard so he can join us geek!”

by jellyfishxheart March 29, 2024

Toberlone

To seek one's true self.

I'm on a toberlone journey.

by Toberlone. December 12, 2019