toasting

To lay on a beach or in a tanning bed while one's skin becomes brown, much like the look of toast after coming out of a toaster oven.

I was toasting on the beach all day, look how tan i am!

by samtasticx December 1, 2011

Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".

Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.

by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009

Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.

While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.

by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

Toasternugget

A group or Cult of little doods hang out and pretend there the shit but there just a fucking satanic cult

Yo what up my Toasternugget

by Eltoastado52 March 7, 2018

toasteritarian

One who worships the toaster

She is a toasteritarian

by Kei October 17, 2003

Tasering

Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile.

I had to spend the day tasering to the class that their internet surfing in the computer lab did not help them ace the mid-term.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006