toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus September 22, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Toaster Strudel

When a woman is on her period and the man finishes on her chest.

'"Yeah I toaster strudeled my girlfriend last night."

by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020

Toaster Strudel

The act of burning someone alive and proceeding to ejaculate semen on them.

Yo I pulled a toaster strudel on that bitch last night

by gaviCn June 10, 2018

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you

During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.

by ajs85 October 15, 2025

Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
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"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022