Tinki Monster

The Shaft, Main Vein, Cock without Balls, Dick, or More Commonly Known as Penis. Typically Used When Referring To Peeing, as The Word Tink Means To Pee... So Tinki Monster Is The Monster That Pees... A.K.A. Your Dick.

"Hey Dude, I Gotta Go Tink!" He Shouted, Drunk, With a Firm Grip on His Tinki Monster.

"I Shoved My Tinki Monster Right Inside Of Her!"

Dad Yells... "Quit Tuggin' On Yer Tinki Monster And Come To Dinner!"

by Habarakoo January 13, 2009

tinky wink

When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.

I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

Tinky Boy

1. Something you'd call a close friend who you are attempting to greet and degrade simultaneously.

2. Synonyn for goofy.

-"Dude I just lost 100 bucks cause I bet on Tennessee football"
-..."Ouch that sucks tinky boy."

by Memphis1O December 30, 2015

Tinky Winkie

a super small penis, what i have, makes an acorn penis look absolutely hung, my girlfriend makes me wear panties because of it and i'm totally whipped

your Tinky Winkie is soooooo small, acorn penises look like a horse, I think we should go panties shopping and get a mancure

by mattina October 20, 2008

Tinky winky

Noun
Slang for tiny dick to be used as a insult

The has a tinky winky

by AfterWater October 27, 2018

Tinky Tink

A phone call to a female friend ;)

Yeah! See ya tomorrow babe, I'll give you a tinky tink!

by KrissyD October 12, 2004

bull tinky

This was our childhood alternative to the word bullshit.

Most of what the White House Chief of Staff says is bull tinky.

by Juncmayl March 12, 2019