Kitchen Tiles

Euphemism for kinky sex, involving, but not limited to, urethral probing, anal fisting and partner-swapping.
It is a common practice to request kitchen tile sex to your sexual partner via voice-mail.

-"Wanna go kitchen tiles tonight?"

by DaBestDictionaire January 17, 2014

Out on the tiles

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...

I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009

Tired af

Tired as fuck

I was tired af yesterday but decided to go to work anyways.

by Booker-T January 12, 2011

Tilted Towers

An area in fortnite that you could land and die within 20 seconds if you are trash.

Person 1:I landed in Tilted Tow...(Dead).
Person 2:This is why you never go to Tilted Towers

by Jtno808 May 10, 2018

Tireding

It's when you are tired and stressed out. Also known as tireding

Today was a tireding day.

by Rose101 lovely February 11, 2017

tilemaxos

Tilemaxos can get all the girls , even your girl

Tilemaxos : Ton kl sou

by Gavrqos February 24, 2021

Tied and Denied

When a girl ties you up and turns you on, but denies you from reaching orgasm.

She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.

She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.

by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 7, 2022