tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

Shitting tile

A loose piece of tile that you place on the floor for your weasel to shit on, so that he doesn't shit on the floor.

Greg placed a shitting tile on the floor so that his ferret Shikamaru would stop shitting on his carpet.

by kreegan July 25, 2011

Bust a Tile

To chip, knock or bust a tooth from your mouth. Can be done by your own doing or from someone hacking your jaw good.

Braaaaaa ya better shut ya hole right now cuz I'm fidden to bust a tile yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

grouting tile

When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.

I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.

by Csweenes November 19, 2014

laying tile

The act of having sex with a client while under the pretense of performing contract work.

Dude, I had a one day tile job at the Malone's. With Mr. Malone away on business, I've been there the whole week laying tile all over the house with Mrs. Malone.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Mop My Tile

Licking a girls pussy that is shaved. Similar to munching carpet, however the "carpet" is removed!

Amy & Nisa ROCK!!!

Guy: Hey baby can I munch your carpet?
Girl: I don't have any carpet (wink wink), but you can MOP MY TILE

by Nisa & Amy January 30, 2008

Toothy Tile

another word for gay men.

Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.

by Danneel September 28, 2008