bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

thumpted

to be faded,drunk, high, wasted, out of it etc.

joe: aye what that bitch talking about?
kevin: i dont know man that chick is thumpted.

dave: dude what you do last night?
alex: what you expect mother fucker? i got mad thumpted.

by chismechicas13 August 27, 2009

Thumpstar

"Established in 2004 by Timothy Hunter, Thumpstar is the original mini moto/pit bike manufacturer company producing imitated Chinese dirt bikes".

The company instantly drove to fame when it did initial record breaking business of 45 million dollars in its first 13 months. With sixteen bike models Thumpstar today is widely recognized for its minibike.

Mercy: why is like adventure on Thumpstar?

Vivek: Adventure on a Thumpstar is worth everything.

by MOCHARY August 7, 2014

Hot Thumping

When one's heart is breaking into a thousand delicate, yet beautiful sakura petals, scattered on the bittersweet wind of lost love.

My heart... it's... hot thumping... come back to me... please... I'll... never forget you... dot dot dot...

by 6of1 February 27, 2009

E-Thumping

The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

by Michelle Jenae September 3, 2009

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010

Tud Thumper

A person who doesn't seem to realize that they're not liked by the group they call their "friends". As it turns out, this person is hated by everyone in that group.

Person 1: Do you know who was following me this morning?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, that dude is a tud thumper.

by Big Yetti June 6, 2011