A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.
by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023
Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
by WorldWantsPlastic January 09, 2018
Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok
by The truth untold February 24, 2022
A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research
Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply
by dankm3m3rzz May 08, 2023
A person that regurgitates Main Stream Media Narratives as Factual without doing any sort of Independent Research into whether or not what the information they are regurgitating is Factual or Not.....
I told my Uncle who only ever watches CNN that he is an Ignorance Theorist after he told me their was absolutely no Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even though I have seen surveillance video of Election Workers continuing to illegally count votes after they got everyone to leave the Vote Counting area in the middle of the Night......
by GetL0st December 07, 2020
A person who rejects conspiracy theories, even though (in some cases) there is sufficient evidence to suggest that the "conspiracy theory" may, in fact, be true.
The Coincidence Theorists argue that it's just a coincidence that a significant portion of Hollywood stars & musicians are now openly Satanic
by OfficialUrbanus May 30, 2024