Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 7, 2023

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

Coincidence Theorist

A person who rejects conspiracy theories, even though (in some cases) there is sufficient evidence to suggest that the "conspiracy theory" may, in fact, be true.

The Coincidence Theorists argue that it's just a coincidence that a significant portion of Hollywood stars & musicians are now openly Satanic

by OfficialUrbanus May 30, 2024

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

The Food Theorists

The channel along with three other channels on YouTube which are owned by MatPat (Matthew Patrick) and another company . It is a channel that tackles food related Theories. My favorite channel from the theory wheel.

I love the Food Theorists!

by Food theory October 7, 2023

Ignorance Theorist

A person that regurgitates Main Stream Media Narratives as Factual without doing any sort of Independent Research into whether or not what the information they are regurgitating is Factual or Not.....

I told my Uncle who only ever watches CNN that he is an Ignorance Theorist after he told me their was absolutely no Election Fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even though I have seen surveillance video of Election Workers continuing to illegally count votes after they got everyone to leave the Vote Counting area in the middle of the Night......

by GetL0st December 6, 2020