It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.
4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer
This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010
Get the Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 mug.Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.
We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!
by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008
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When someone reposts art that doesn't belong to them without credit.
Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.
Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.
Person 1: Why is Art Theft such a big deal? It's just free exposure to the artist, lmao.
Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.
Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!
Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.
Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.
Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!
Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.
by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020
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When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.
Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"
Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."
Mark: "That's a game..."
Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."
Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."
Mark: "That's a game..."
Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."
by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010
Get the Grand Theft Agoraphobia mug.A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.
Person 1: hey what game are you playing?
Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!
Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!
by That Nardz Guy August 30, 2013
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