Figgle siggled the Wigglers

Something that DIDNT happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen

by tenzla June 24, 2024

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What in the wiggly wazoo?

Referring to a woman's curvature when it is unsightly to behold.

What in the wiggly wazoo? Why you invite her?

by JaketheWorldPM April 9, 2025

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The Higgler Wiggler

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.

David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

by Yuritarded__ January 7, 2021

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Wiggling the banana

When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on

Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

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A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.

Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009

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