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Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.
Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin
by trippynicki May 24, 2021
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naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper
Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw
by Liloandloli December 27, 2021
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unlicensed therapist

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.
by takosalad October 23, 2012
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armchair therapist

Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.
They are an armchair therapist
by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021
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Respiratory Therapist

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.
Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.
by Stabn722 March 14, 2017
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cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
by JTTuck July 22, 2012
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