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Taco

When a man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and prevents them from springing forward by squeezing his legs together. This is done in order to imitate a vagina. If said man were to turn around and bend over, you would have a Fruit Bowl. The Taco is the opposite of the Ram, which is achieved by pulling the testicles up and partially over the penis.
"That guy in 'Silence of the Lambs' was totally doing the Taco in front of the mirror."
by Taco Fruit Salad September 8, 2008
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Taco

1.) Food eaten by Mexicans

2.) Forced ear sex, usually while the reciever is sleeping (penis in ear)

3.) Crude Slang for a women's vagina
1.) Hey, Juan, Tengo mucho hambre, voy a comer uno taco por almuerzo! (Hey Jon, I am very hungry and going to eat a taco for lunch)

2.) At a sleepover: "Hey Ralphie fell asleep, you two hold him down and you videotape me while I give him a taco"

3.) Hershell! Get your tounge outta your sister's taco you sick bastard!
by Tacomaster69 October 16, 2008
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taco

a thin mustash usually common of mexicans and younger teens that just began growing facial hair. also known as a "taco stash" as opposed to just "taco"
yo check out the taco on that guy, he looks straight up mex.
by M Scafetta November 8, 2007
mugGet the tacomug.

taco

santaigo
i eat santaigo taco
by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020
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Tacos

Mmmmmm... those tacos were so good!!
by TacoJesus JJH November 29, 2017
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taco

me: i want taco
eden: i just ate it
by cindylikestacos May 2, 2020
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taco's

The pluralized form of "taco," but only when in reference to cheap tacos made available when the Colorado Rockies baseball franchise scores seven runs or more in a game. That is to say, you may go to a fine Mexican dining establishment like Casa Bonita and order a plate of tacos, but if the Rockies score seven runs, you celebrate with taco's.
Story jacked one into the fountains in the 8th last night to give us taco's.
by BlumerDeluxe January 7, 2019
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