Skip to main content

Up the stick 

To have a bun in the oven, up the duff, brewing a sprog, with child, in the family way, off limits, up the junction, preggers, having a nine-month fat day, knocked up etc.
Up the stick by EcstaticG December 15, 2008

On the stick 

Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.
My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.
On the stick by Jollyer August 17, 2016

Shit the stick 

To Fuck around, Hang out, or Chill. Various activities - none of which are productive. A general activity for many young americans.
Dave: "Yo bro call me this weekend we can shit the stick."

Clark: "Yeah man, for sure."
Shit the stick by Bingo Gringo March 27, 2011

The Stick of Truth 

A Penis that controls the universe.
Bill shoved the stick of truth up Betty's asshole.

the stick 

another, less insulting word for penis
I love to put the stick into Jessica's hole
the stick by *Mister*Cocker* May 31, 2009

the shit end of the stick 

My grandfather grew up in poverty in a company owned coal mining town where he was born in 1895. He yold me about a game they played called the fox and the hounds whenever a new kid came to town. One kid was the fox. He carried a stick between his legs to simulate a tail. The object was for the hounds to chase the fox and capture him by grabbing his tail. They always let the new kid win. Unbeknownst to him the had dipped the end of the stick in the muck of an outhouse. Clearly getting the shit end of the stick was getting a bad and unanticipated result.