Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Pufferfish bellend

Where a man has a prickly bellend from pounding his mums pillow.

James has a pufferfish bellend from his experience with his mums pillow

by Bigmanbigshlong January 14, 2019

PUFFERFISH

A person who lies about being pregnant

April fools I'm not actually pregnant, Karen your such a pufferfish.

by Mcroy Drew August 17, 2020

Pufferfished

Similar to catfished... pufferfished is a deceptive activity where a person lures someone into a relationship by means of a using old or photoshopped photos of themselves at there peak of attractiveness.

She got pufferfished and her tinder date whose photos showed a semi-profesionnal hockey player with 6ix pack is now a car sales man with a beer belly.

by kait0873 April 23, 2021

Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.

Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!

by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022

Pufferfishing

To respond to a roast by aggressively insulting the person out of fear of getting further roasted

Damn, bro went too far. His pufferfishing got the best of him.

by Murd0cN1ccals November 21, 2022