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The one term President

When you finish taking a shit and feel so confident that you got all the shit in one wipe that you don't need a second confirmation wipe. Therefore the "president" is in the "oval office" for one term only.
I have a very fibrous diet, so I only need the one term president.

The Best Damn President Ever 

Donald J Trump. While the small minded libtards call him racist and sexist without any actual evidence to back them up, the remaining sane people on the planet know that Trump isn't the hero we deserve, but the one we need.
"You know who the best damn president ever is?"
"Nah bruh, who?"
"Donald J Trump, thats who."

45th President of the United States 

some spoiled brat who bombed syria, started a trade war with china, is building a useless wall, and is a greedy rich white capitalist

President of the United States 

The greatest warmonger at any one time on planet Earth.
President of the United States: "Its time for a total war on terror"
Translation: "Its time to rob these Arab bastards of every drop of oil they have"

Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation 

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.

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