mayor balls

The tendency for mayors in large cities to spearhead a flashy, big building project (stadiums, convention centers, etc.) at the taxpayer's expense, and often with rushed planning. Mostly motivated by wanting to out-do the previous mayor, it often is seen by most as misplacing funds that would be better invested in basic functions, like infrastructure, schools, and the like.
Chicago citizen: Our mayor would rather spend millions of our taxpayer funds on a new stadium, when he can't even keep the schools open.

New Orleans citizen: Clearly, our mayors are fucking us with their mayor balls. We can't even keep the new Superdome lights on during the Super Bowl, let alone keep the levies from breaking.
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Gooos Mayor

When you jack off and then keep your cum in a jar, and then sell it on eBay.
I told Stacys parents I was a professional software engineer when really I make all my money being a Gooos Mayor!
by Urban_di!ck7788 September 21, 2020
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Mayor of Andorra

A professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for discovering new countries and statpading against the mighty countries Like Andorra and Faroe Islands. Some sources says he's also a Geography teacher.
The bromance between Mayor of Andorra and Penalties is Goated
by Blood Talon March 21, 2021
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Mayor McChode

Mayor McChode is a burgerland character who makes burgers heavily slathered with grundle cheese.
Mayor McChode was so stinky that none of the other burgerland characters except The Turdburglar would go near him.
by scodder April 28, 2010
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mayor's spot

(n) the parking space nearest to your destination; the best parking spot.
Alright! I've got the mayor's spot. -- Edgar Allan Poe
by d-cup July 08, 2006
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Mayor Mc'cheese

when a girl has had too much fast food before a blowjob and pukes on the penis during the act
i knew she had too many chicken nuggets when she Mayor Mc'cheesed all over my cock
by boobb November 07, 2007
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