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Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.
Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.
by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026
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The intensity is greater than 1

1. A traffic intensity greater than one erlang means that the rate at which bits arrive exceeds the rate bits can be transmitted and queuing delay will grow without bound (if the traffic intensity stays the same).

2. When something is so intensely awesome/cool, you just have to point this out.
1. I don't understand science.

2. Boy 1: "I just got a 20 kill streak in black ops, how intense is that?

Boy 2: "The intensity is greater than 1."
by lmnopqrs11 January 16, 2011
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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.
I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".
by metaphoricals June 14, 2010
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The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Champ, the emperor of greater 政大 empire

Emperor of 政大帝國
Champ, the emperor of greater 政大 empire 我很好,你好不好?

我愛看電影
by Mohammed bin Abdul Rahim November 21, 2021
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Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"
Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
by jDogg April 18, 2005
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The Junideh Stay of Norther Mexico & Greater Judaea

I wan' go to the Junideh Stay of Norther Mexico & Greater Judaea for my human righ' meng
by MarshallLentini May 1, 2025
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