grandad

someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
by November 21, 2020
Get the grandad mug.

Grandad

1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa

( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets

4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask
The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad
by TIMEFUSION2424 October 06, 2021
Get the Grandad mug.

Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.
You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.
by Kcoda August 04, 2022
Get the Grandad mug.

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021
Get the Sweaty grandad mug.

grandads rice pudding

A sloppy smeggy dish your grandad may serve you with a brown cinnamon stick
Grandad - wanna try my fresh batch of grandads rice pudding
Grandson - eugh you smeggy old man
by oneball212 December 02, 2013
Get the grandads rice pudding mug.

Black Grandad

A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!
by November 19, 2020
Get the Black Grandad mug.

grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022
Get the grandad phil the girl mug.