Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

That grandad chin

Someone who's chin resembles Hey Arnolds Grandfathers.

Me: Yo Michelle,Jenna has that Grandad Chin
Michelle: Bitch got that Harold gut too.

by Blackout_Illuminati January 4, 2014

The grandad

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Grandad

1 Grandpa, poppy 2 friend. play mate. like Santa

( Without the beard
) 3. tickle monster, king of cuddles, story teller , treat provide ,
good at keeping secrets

4 The Best grandad a kid could could ask

The man that Solves all of our problems Are called Grandad

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 6, 2021

Grandad

A mean and abusive asshole who takes every opportunity to belittle you.

You: Hi grandad! Havent seen you in a while, whats up?

Grandad: YOU WOULD KNOW WHATS UP IF WERENT SO LAZY AND YOU CAME TO SEE ME MORE, YOU CANT TREAT ME LIKE THAT YOU ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF A HUMAN, YOUVE NEVER RESPRCTED YOUR ELDERS, YA HEAR ME GIRLY?? *hits you* YOU AND THAT LOUSY HUSBAND OF YOURS SHOULD GET A DIVORCE, HES A CUCK.

by Kcoda August 3, 2022

Grandad boy

a boy close to his grandad

He is the biggest grandad boy

by 459395 March 11, 2022

Grandad (From Boondocks)

It's just like that, innit?

Grandad (From Boondocks) "Tell the truth!? I don't teach my kid's to tell the truth about the gays! I teach them to lie and pretend they don't exist!"

Hym "Oh! I think I'm starting to see a pattern here! That seems to be a thing people do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024