Gordy

His hair is blonde,his eyes are blue,the sexiest mother fucker that you'll ever do. His moto is "It may be short but it sure is skinny" A God of jokes,a real funny bunny,but be warned if you laugh at his jokes he will never stop , Its like fueling a fire with gasoline. BUT ALSO THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU MAY EVER FIND, WITHAN ASS LIKE THAT YOULL WANNA GRIND!

Damn That gordy be so fine ,I wanna make him mine.

by 240gordygene August 24, 2025

Gucci Gordy

A.record exec at onerpm

Gucci Gordy is the hottest record exec in the world.

by Rob run corleone March 10, 2023

Gordy

When someone pretends to like to you but they only want your nudes and you realize they are a dumb piece of shit who is 5’9 and probably whips their butt with a fruit snack wrapper

Lliw always looks Gordy after Lacrosse practice

by Handlemeholly March 1, 2022

Gordy

A person that just wants to eat and has a pumpkin stomach.

My sister eats to much so her nickname is Gordy the pumpkin

by HomiesThatEatTooMuch October 22, 2018

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

Gordy

When fishing, if you in a good spot. A Gordy will come fish as close as possible to you.

I was in a good fishing spot until some Gordy came right next to me.

by Ndogg0869 March 10, 2025