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donkey punch

During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.
The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.
by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007
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Donkey Punch

When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.
by Dougie February 18, 2006
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donkey punch

simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face
mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
by t-radical squared May 13, 2005
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Donkey Punch

The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.

What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?

Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
by PlayBoyMan June 6, 2016
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donkey punch

where you rear back bending your knees, and jump at the person forward upper-cutting them in their nose using your bottom knuckles.
brian and i got in a fight, and he donkey punched the hell out of me. then i woke up in a trash can.
by jacob tanner billeford May 3, 2008
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donkey punch

while banging ur bitch in the anus u proceed to then punch her in the back of the head... if she coughs up blood thats 10 points!!
i fucked my bestfriends bitch and donkey punched the hell out of that bitch
by Mike Nasty June 19, 2005
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donkey punch

a fist put straight into the asshole
we were in a fight when the cheating fuck donkey punched me!
by ifukdyermom March 4, 2009
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