the perfect crime 

Something which is cunning and clever and very useful, note. does not have to be an actual crime. Or it can be anything you want , i dont really care myself , i think ill grab myself a beer,yehay yay, shut up, no one likes youy

Jimmy:hey guys i just got a free balloon cus i sed it was my birthday, he he the perfect crime

the perfect crime by Jimmy Burgess October 30, 2005

The Wind Cries Mary 

A phrase for when you smell weed in the vicinity, on a person, in the air, or just in general. Also referring to the potency of the plant.

"Dammit Shawn! Have you been smoking without me? I know you're lying, the wind cries Mary!"
"Shit son, the Mary cries like the wind. I think I'm gonna have to sit down."

The Wind Cries Mary by sabata March 28, 2015

The King Crimson effect 

When you fall asleep and wake up in what feels like a short second

-person1 “Yo I fell asleep at like 12:00 and woke up at 6 but it went by faster than a bullet”

-person2 “Yeah that’s the King Crimson effect”
-person1 “The king-what-now effect”?

-person2 “The JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure ability King Crimson can erase and skip time”

The King Crimson effect by R1p&tear January 28, 2021

The Geeza Crime Family

As one of the most dangerous and wealthiest crime family’s in the world. The Geeza name comes with a heafty reputation. No member has ever been caught by authorities. The Geeza Crime Family is believed to have multiple facilities around the world where they control their business. The family is a myth among everyone as they have never been seen in person. It is nearly impossible to join the family, you would have to display immense trust and would have to be approved by the founders. The founders are known as some of the most powerful people in the world. Some people say that the family is watching everything we do. Some compare the family to the eleged “Illuminati.” The family is feared by gangs and the government. The Geeza Crime Family is the most powerful organization in the world.

The Geeza Crime Family is the boss of all bosses.

The Geeza Crime Family by TheDonOfAllDons March 1, 2019

The Perfect Crime 

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.

"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"

The Perfect Crime by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies. 

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies. by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

crime of the sentry 

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.

Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.

crime of the sentry by QuacksO July 11, 2024