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off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.
A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.
by AssMucus April 12, 2017
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redpillar of the community

If you describe someone as a redpillar of the community it means they play an important and active part in redpilling people in the community.
He’s a redpillar of the community
by AnonDoxy April 5, 2023
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betting on the come

"Betting on the Come" is derived from a gambling expression and means you don't have what you want or need, now at the moment; but, you are betting or hoping you will have what you want or need when the time come
He thought he would win the lottery but he was just betting on the come.
by russBguss November 7, 2013
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The Commission

The governing body. Recently, the Commission has been rumored to be in a state of war although this is impossible to confirm. They have successfully squared off against UN peacekeepers who have threatened their interests. Little can be done to stop them as they are suspected to inhabit a well-stocked safehouse which includes an epic harem and is surrounded by armed guards.

Members are trained in the arts of mortal combat, modern espionage, and trolling. Trolling being the skill they employ most. It is by far the worst. Trust me. Seriously.

It is said that they only ride in the finest German automobiles and refuse to employ chauffeurs and would rather rely on other members as getaway drivers. Audi is the manufacturer of choice with the B5-platform S4 being their primary mode of transport as it is a very easily modified, capable, and unassuming sedan.

Enemies? It has been implied that the Commission does not have any enemies, as prospective enemies do not live long enough to enjoy such a title. Thousands of missing person cases and murders have been linked to The Commission, although there are no witnesses and rarely, bodies.

The group is believed to be funded by overseas companies. The G****r D***e is rumored to be a major supporter, although this is not and will not be confirmed.

How do they avoid headlines? Journalists have been advised to ignore the existence of such a group. Oh shit, they're here...
You know JHH? Yeah, I don't either. Perhaps he fucked with The Commission?

The Commission's existence is often hinted out in tracks from The Clipse and more recently The Re-Up Gang.
by Member #1 April 20, 2009
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tragedy of the commons

When a finite resource is exploited by one and all, with the rationale that if I don't exploit it my brother will. The end result is the exhaustion of that resource. i.e. hoarding.
The massacre of the buffalo in America by early settlers for sheer sport, was a completely unneccessary tragedy of the commons.
by Tony Pease August 28, 2003
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Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.
Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.
by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003
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the commons

A place at Hempfield Highschool where niggers and spics are drawn. An area that becoms unpassable and very loud between classes.
person 1:I saw a cop in the commons today

person 2: you mean the hhs zoo?
by 123456789eryery January 13, 2011
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