Bottle Bullseye

When you smoke and your eyes get dry and red, so you put your eye in the rim of the water bottle and tilt it back so the water gets in your eyeball

“Dude my eyes are so dry..”

“just bottle bullseye, you’ll be fine”

by Vilis November 12, 2020

black guy bullseye

The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South

Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Irish bullseye

An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye

One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye

by milpoolSK March 12, 2018

Bullseye

When in the midst or right when you penetrate a women, you do not have to move the penis along the vagina, for you found it the instant you penetrated. In laymen's terms, "you found the cervix hole the first time and penetrated."

Yo man, last night, I gave so much pleasure, and I was lucky; I even got a bullseye!

by That Bloop January 7, 2015