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Blowhole Sex

1.) act of two male dolphins having sex through the blowhole, naturally due to the lack of any female genitalia.
2.) act of two male humans doing anal, also known as, "anal intercourse", or "butthole sex". "Blowhole Sex" is just a more respectable term.(:
Dolphin 1: eee eee eee!
Dolphin 2: eee eee eee!
Nay: What're they doing?
Tay: Blowhole Sex.

OR

Crazy: eee eee eee!
Psycho: eee eee eee!
Tay: What're they doing?
Nay: Blowhole Sex.
by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012
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sockaritis of the blowhole

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.
Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.
by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016
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blowhole (whale)

blowhole
A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.
Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!
by Rafael Martinez November 6, 2008
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Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!
by Nick S December 5, 2004
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bakelite blowhole boy

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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Blowhole

What you call someone who is always horny for a strange. They always like a creampie and like to try to lick the cum off the pussy/ass.
Friend: I fucking just saw a blowhole on the street. You: Oh Yeah! Friend: You don't get it! She unzipped my pants and bounced on my dick. You: ... Friend: She tried to lick her pussy clean!
by SisterZestyLips69 March 13, 2019
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Typhlia of the blowhole

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions
Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.
by thewaitingape@gmail.com April 30, 2022
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