vine

i will now quote my favorite vines.

Bitch gon step on my focking toes, bitch, with the focking cow gurl, focking boot beitch disGUSTing

*points window cleaner* shoot me.

HMH that is not correct, BC ACCORDING TO THE ECYLOPEIDA OF KASPKASKAPK

ily bitch, i aint gon never stop lovin u b e i t c hhh

i wanna be a cowboyy babyyy

many more i just cant remember the words
by Haikyu Wife October 5, 2020
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Vine

1. (Noun) : A social media app similar to instagram where you can post 3-6 second videos to share.

2. (Noun) : A plant like organism that spreads like moss on trees, they are green and droop down like a rope.
Nice vine you posted yesterday!
Maybe we can use the vines from the trees above to cross the lake.
by EpikRoland April 20, 2015
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Vine

The most popular social network app, next to twitter, which allows you to record short 15 second videos of annoying/ funny moments in your life. (Only available on iPhones)
"OMG that was perfect! Do it again so I can vine that!"

"Hey girl, vine me doing these backflips!"
by Tiaraaaa June 3, 2013
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Vine

In a sense taken from the music of Tom Waits, a vine is a man's life, and more specifically, his love life.

If one were to listen to the song Another Man's Vine, a song of envy and infidelity, you would hear that a man's lover is a rose on his vine, and when she is unfaithful...Another man picks that rose.
An excerpt from Another Man's Vine,
From the album Blood Money,
By Tom Waits-

"Golden Willie's gone to war
He left his young wife on the shore
Will she be steadfast everyday?
While Golden Willie's far away
Along the way her letters end
She never reads what Willie sends
I see a red rose
I smell a red rose
Red rose blooming
On another man's vine"
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Vines

When a girl uses cheap toilet paper and wiping leaves little strings attached to her pubes.
“My buddy Bob hooked up with this beast of a woman and went down on her only to come up with a mouthful of vines!”
by fiftydollarbob December 30, 2010
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vine

3 year old : what’s vine?

emo depressed teenage girl : dead.
by xlarnix January 1, 2019
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Vine

Through the years of 2013-2016 vine was taken for granted, and birthed the most horrible humans on earth, they were called “viners”. The owners of vine noticed this issue and tried to shut it down. They thought killing the apps would kill them but because viners are not humans, they spread into different apps attacking and killing the main source o f happiness, Because of these “viners” the app was shut down and the plan failed the “Viners divided up and went over to a new app to destroy, YouTube. Because of this attack we lost most vines. But some brave soilders found them hidden and shared them. One after another each compilation was crafted picking only the most perfect of vines. With hidden titles these vines were shared to help the people in need. In need for better content for YouTube was being sucked dry of the creators imagination. Each video shorter with ads longer. We need to revolt and start over and create vine 2. Killing the Orginal vinersfrom entering our world. Will you join us and our battle?
Alice: “Are you joining the vine army to restart vine but keep the evil viners out?”
Jimmy: “yep! First rule, if we get fucking Jake Paul I’m done.”
by Poopiedooby June 17, 2018
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