steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 04, 2004

steaming

when a large group of youths enter a store en masse and engage in shoplifting (British usage)

A bunch o' pikeys was steaming at the shop on the corner.

by Mark A. G. November 29, 2005

Steam

To smoke a blunt or other type of dank dart.

As i sit back/relax/steam a blunt/sip a becks-Biggie from Just Playing(Dreams)

by naslovedahoes May 01, 2006

Steams

Steams is a game. Fun for all the family. 'Steams' was born in Coundon Court School in Coventry. Everyone who goes to Coundon Court has played this game. It's not just a game either, it's a test of strength, bravery and manliness. The game evolved over the years into what it is today.

The rules of the game are:

You kick a football around in a group.
-If you get megged, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If you kick the ball in the air and someone else catches it, everyone else in the group kicks the shit out of you.
-If someone else kicks it in the air and you try to catch it but drop it, everyone kicks the shit out of you.
-If you take 2 touches of the ball, you get the shit kicked out of you.

"Let's play Steams!"
*Brad passes the ball to Dave*
*Dave megs Sam*
"STEEAAAMMSS!!" (Shouted by everyone)
*Everyone beats the shit out of Sam until they get bored*

by Sky Blue Spoon November 03, 2010

Steam

A gaming platform made by Valve software that can auto update games and has a built in IM client (Friends). Despite having a very buggy release, it is now a solid system, although idiots who have nothing better to do still whine since it crashes on their spyware infested PC, or their warez copy of Half-Life no longer works.

Person A: Steam sucks! It never works!
Person B: Get rid of that 2GB of spyware then FFS!
Person A: OMG! Steam works now!
Person B: Duh...

by generic October 23, 2004

Steaming

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit in a warm bathroom

Craig: Damn! What's that smell?
Jon: Someone must be steaming

by jrose99 March 01, 2014

steam

when water evaporates after reaching over 100 degree's celcius

holy shit, that water just evaporated at 100 degree's! thats some steamy shit

by LaRgO November 14, 2003