The Silent Ass Gas Stare

When you silently pass gas and look over to the person next to you as if they did it

person 1~ OH MY GOD WHO STUNK UP THAT EVELAVATOR WE WHERE IN??

person 2~ I have no idea but it couldnt of been that one guy he was giving the silent ass gas stare

by Cookiemonster0003 October 7, 2009

The Silent War

The long process of waiting that Disabled Veterans sometimes go through when applying for Veterans Disability Compensation Benefits. More Specifically referring to; when there is limited or a lack of an abundance of evidence to substantiate or validate “Service Connection” for disability health benefits and monetary compensation.

Too many Veterans are dying while fighting “The Silent War” against the Veterans Benefits Administration!

by The G.R.I.P. Master November 15, 2021

The Silent Treatment

When you're sleeping over at a friends house, traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you wake up before everyone else and can't fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.

Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself the silent treatment in the bathroom.

Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up passing out. So, the silent treatment was my only option.

by sorry, bro...but thanks January 6, 2011

The Silencer

First apply a small amount of hot sauce on your penis, then let the girl give you a blow job, this will cause her nose to run, wipe the snot off her nose and use it for lubrication to have anal sex, after having anal sex get on top of her and titty fuck her while she licks your butthole, while this is goin on you fart in her mouth, she will a puzzeled look on her face but waste no time and turn around and cum in here mouth, don't let her swallow it immediately, then take your penis and shove the cum down her thoart, while you are doing this you piss down her thoart forcing piss/cum down her thoart, while she's forcing this down you shit in your hand and throw it in her face, you then pull a Tony Danza and ask her whos the boss she will probably say "you are" you then punch in the nose and say "No Tony Danza is the boss bitch" you then throw shit in her face again and ask her once again who the boss is she will then reply "Tony Danza" you punch her in the nose again and say "why are you thinking about Tony Danza while we are having kinky sex."

Requirements for The Silencer: You must have at least a 10 inch penis, no sexual activity for at least a week before preforming this and only anal sex with no store bought lubricants and you have to be pretty messed up in the head or just really kinky....Warning make sure women is willing participant and beware of her trying to bite your penis!!!!

by The ones and only January 16, 2009

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

The Smiler

A Rollercoaster at alton towers in which you loose your legs

im going to loose my legs on the smiler today
ok have a good one mate

by Timmy Tuncan December 2, 2020

Savour The Silence

A band from surrey, Uk. made up of Dunk, Chris, Jack and mark.
who all attend rodborough school in godalming
www.myspace.com/savourthesilence

person 1: what music do you like?
Person 2: Savour The Silence
person 1: who?
person 2: savour the silence
person 1: never heard of them
person 2: *stabs* check them out www.myspace.com/savourthesilence

by Chrisiscoolerthanyoucos....... January 7, 2009